Are you REGULAR?

[Hank]

This topic was brought to my attention by Blanca.

She confided in me that she's not so regular, and has IBS... or "Irritable Bowel Syndrome" for the layperson... when she gets stressed out.

Poor, poor lil Blanca.... My thoughts and prayers are with her and her stool.

I was just wondering if the rest of you have these troubles? I myself pinch a loaf every other day.

I'm always regular, unless I eat Chicken Kiev... but that's another story altogether.

So tell me, are you regular?
*lmfao*

[Blanca]

how you gonna make a lie like that up!....*turning verrrrrryyy red*......its not true I swear it isnt!

[2CUTE]

erm....I'm a princess...I dont do THAT kinda thing....I do have my clit pierced...and get laid alot...but, SHIT??? nah...i'm a lady *G

*lifts shirt and walks out*

[Blanca]

and my shit dont stink!....so there!...no hank has informed me onm ICQ that his Reek I mean he claims that it is realllllly bad?!?.....2 any input on this ?>..*LMAO*

[Hank]

*lmfao*
I said none of that...

But I'll admit, when I get the squirts.. you had damn well better get out of the way... or you will suffer the consequences!!! *lol*

Eww... *cringes*

[Blanca]

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*runs out LMAO*

[snail]

Im sooo regular......but to get serious for a moment.

Is anything as satisfying or feel as good as needing to pinch a huge loaf...maybe having to wait for someone to get out of the restroom.

Sitting down with an interesting article, and reading while letting that loaf fly.

seriously it's right up there with eating and sneezing.

[Hank]

I completely know what you mean...

I'm a firm believer that shitting relieves stress.

C'mon, admit it... after you crap the mother of all craps, don't it feel like a huge weight has been lifted off your shoulders??

Ohhh yeah... Mmm bebe...

[2CUTE]

*scrunches face up* this is just nasty! *L
*whispers* hank...try a nice big ole O...relieves stress in wonderful ways *L

[Hank]

Dammit hun, I tried for the big O... I tripped over the fuckin' cord and we didn't get nowhere *lol*

Lucky for me, taking a shit does not invlove a phone card...